~Chester~

chester_the_cat @ 2004-06-09T16:51:00

2004-06-09T23:51:54Z

Mommy weighed me today.

I weigh 16 pounds.

chester_the_cat @ 2004-06-02T09:21:00

2004-06-02T16:21:51Z

Mommy made me a new icon.

long time no post

2004-05-02T19:29:44Z

Well, I have been a busy kitty. I have pigeons to attack outside the window.

My mommy and daddy persons took me to get "fixed" in January. They thought that would calm me down a little bit, because I am a crazy cat. I showed them. I'm still as crazy as ever.

I have trained my Daddy-person to turn on the faucet in the bathtub whenever I want to drink from running water. It works every time.

Ever since my Mommy-person has been going away at night, I have gotten attached more to my Daddy-person. I make it obvious that I am Daddy's boy. Or non-boy now. I'm just a cat with no balls.

Mommy and Daddy persons brought home a new furry critter awhile back. I wasn't sure what to think of it, it is bigger than me, so mostly I stayed away from it. Then they brought home another one that is white. They get to eat hay. I like hay, too. So I sneak a bite now and again.

I have a toy that is like a giant caterpillar. I like to wrestle it, and I always win. Well, I have to go do more kitty things. I haven't been around the computer much lately. I've got more important things to do.

chester_the_cat @ 2004-01-02T13:09:00

2004-01-02T20:10:43Z

I'm getting fixed on January 13th. Mommy-person hopes that it will make me calm down some. And stop licking my pee-pee.

chester_the_cat @ 2003-12-01T10:38:00

2003-12-01T17:39:52Z

Mommy made a new icon for me. It's from when I was a lot smaller. Because now I am bigger.

Daddy-person needs to take more pictures of me so I can show you how big I have gotten.

chester_the_cat @ 2003-11-26T13:43:00

2003-11-26T20:47:14Z

Daddy-person wanted me to say something today.

I have a groove in the couch, much like Homer Simpson has an ass-groove in his couch. I sleep there during the day.

I have found out that I can hide behind the shower curtain and scare my big brothers by jumping out at them. Especially the carpet-licking Gandalf. He is the most fun to scare.

Max is starting to be jealous of the attention that I get, and he head-butts me or fights with me. Yesterday, he jumped up on a plate of yummy food Mommy-person had just prepared. He is my hero.

I like to play in the water dish. It makes the floor all wet, but it is fun. I think I will go take a nap now in my special place in the couch.

chester_the_cat @ 2003-11-20T15:38:00

2003-11-20T22:39:38Z

I was napping all day. Mommy-person decided to trim my nails. She's never done that before.

She did OK. I'm happily resting again.

chester_the_cat @ 2003-11-05T11:31:00

2003-11-05T18:32:44Z

I'm a brat. I cut into Daddy-person's toe this morning with my claws. I need to get fixed and have my claws taken away.

chester_the_cat @ 2003-10-04T18:50:00

2003-10-05T01:52:45Z

I met so many new people last night. I love them all. They gave me lots of petting. I ate a lady's hair. I was the only kitty allowed out of my mommy and daddy persons's bedroom, because I am so cute.

I love E. And Justin and Licky is my friend, too. I guess my biggest brother Owen was fun to watch. But I was too busy making my rounds in the happy room. And now I know why they call it the "happy room".

chester_the_cat @ 2003-09-20T10:24:00

2003-09-20T17:25:51Z

I sure missed my Mommy-person while she was away at classes. Me and my brothers are so happy that she is home.

But me..not enough to stop being the bratty little kitten that I am.

I heard Mommy and Daddy-persons talking about having some people come over. I can't wait to bite and scratch all of them!

Cuddle Time

2003-08-14T00:51:32Z

Every night before my Mommy and Daddy-people go to bed, I like to cuddle with them for a good solid hour. It feels good to be cuddled up with them in their bed, and I like to stay there for as long as they let me.

Last night, Mommy-person wasn't feeling so good, so I thought I would try and cheer her up by playing with her toes. Except I still scratch and bite too hard. I don't know how to control that yet, and my claws and my teeth are very sharp.

So, Daddy-person put me outside their bedroom. I didn't get my cuddle time last night, and I am sad. I've been ignoring my Mommy-person all day, except for right now, she is helping me to write this.

I hope I can have my cuddle time tonight.

chester_the_cat @ 2003-07-30T12:55:00

2003-07-30T19:56:23Z

I am being a cuddly boy today. Lots of napping on mommy-person and on her desk. I just like to be close to her. And the whipped cream she puts in her coffee. I am so sneaky.

Hi, daddy-person! I love you!!

chester_the_cat @ 2003-07-23T15:21:00

2003-07-23T22:25:18Z

Today, my mommy-person played catnip bubbles with me and my big brother, Gandalf. I liked the bubbles a lot. I jumped and caught them between my paws.

I slept with mommy-person while she watched TV. Right now, my biggest brother, Owen, is asleep on mommy's desk.

I think Mommy-person needs a hug, so I am going to take care of her.

chester_the_cat @ 2003-07-22T11:07:00

2003-07-22T18:12:27Z

I spent a lot of cuddling time with my Daddy-person this weekend. I love him.

I really like ripping up brand new rolls of paper towels. It makes a fun mess.

I found some really fun toys in the bedroom I share with my kitty brothers. Besides chewing through plastic, I have also had a lot of fun playing with a stuffed dolphin that is about half my size. I toss it up and down the stairs, chase it everywhere. It is fun.

I am going ot go cuddle with my Mommy-person now. I am sleepy. I have been exercising a lot this morning.

chester_the_cat @ 2003-07-14T10:21:00

2003-07-14T17:24:40Z

I am being a pain in the ass today. I woke my Mommy-person up by scratching and biting the bottom of her feet, and when she told me to stop, I started tearing up Kleenex.

Then I went back to scratching and biting, I scratched her nose. I bit her fingers. I just knocked a bunch of stuff off her desk. I am eating paper.

Since she put me on the floor, I will go beat up Max.

chester_the_cat @ 2003-07-12T11:08:00

2003-07-12T18:12:09Z

I am sleeping on my Mommy-person's desk.

I have been farting. It stinks.

I sleep a lot lately. My Mommy-person has not been feeling well, so I have been keeping her company in bed, or wherever she is.

I love her.

chester_the_cat @ 2003-07-01T19:33:00

2003-07-02T02:37:25Z

I took a nap with my Mommy-person, and my biggest brother, Owen.

Then I went poop.

My Mommy-person needs to feed me and my brothers now.

I will probably stay up all night and play.

chester_the_cat @ 2003-07-01T13:39:00

2003-07-01T20:43:58Z

Today, I have been playing a lot.

I knocked over the trash can in the downstairs bathroom and tore apart a lot of tissue. I tried to beat up on my big brothers. Right now, I am tracking a fly in the window.

I love my Mommy-person and my Daddy-person. I love to cuddle with my Mommy-person. She holds me a lot, sometimes even when I just want to play.

I like it here, but I miss my Steve-person, he was my first Daddy-person.

I have to go play. I have a short attention span.