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Below are the 18 most recent journal entries recorded in I am Chester, I am a cat's LiveJournal:

    Wednesday, June 9th, 2004
    4:51 pm
    Mommy weighed me today.

    I weigh 16 pounds.
    Wednesday, June 2nd, 2004
    9:21 am
    Mommy made me a new icon.
    Sunday, May 2nd, 2004
    12:21 pm
    long time no post
     Well, I have been a busy kitty. I have pigeons to attack outside the window.

    My mommy and daddy persons took me to get "fixed" in January. They thought that would calm me down a little bit, because I am a crazy cat. I showed them. I'm still as crazy as ever.

    I have trained my Daddy-person to turn on the faucet in the bathtub whenever I want to drink from running water. It works every time.

    Ever since my Mommy-person has been going away at night, I have gotten attached more to my Daddy-person. I make it obvious that I am Daddy's boy. Or non-boy now. I'm just a cat with no balls.

    Mommy and Daddy persons brought home a new furry critter awhile back. I wasn't sure what to think of it, it is bigger than me, so mostly I stayed away from it. Then they brought home another one that is white. They get to eat hay. I like hay, too. So I sneak a bite now and again.

    I have a toy that is like a giant caterpillar. I like to wrestle it, and I always win. Well, I have to go do more kitty things. I haven't been around the computer much lately. I've got more important things to do.

    Current Mood: predatory
    Friday, January 2nd, 2004
    1:09 pm
    I'm getting fixed on January 13th. Mommy-person hopes that it will make me calm down some. And stop licking my pee-pee.
    Monday, December 1st, 2003
    10:38 am
    Mommy made a new icon for me. It's from when I was a lot smaller. Because now I am bigger.

    Daddy-person needs to take more pictures of me so I can show you how big I have gotten.
    Wednesday, November 26th, 2003
    1:43 pm
    Daddy-person wanted me to say something today.

    I have a groove in the couch, much like Homer Simpson has an ass-groove in his couch. I sleep there during the day.

    I have found out that I can hide behind the shower curtain and scare my big brothers by jumping out at them. Especially the carpet-licking Gandalf. He is the most fun to scare.

    Max is starting to be jealous of the attention that I get, and he head-butts me or fights with me. Yesterday, he jumped up on a plate of yummy food Mommy-person had just prepared. He is my hero.

    I like to play in the water dish. It makes the floor all wet, but it is fun. I think I will go take a nap now in my special place in the couch.
    Thursday, November 20th, 2003
    3:38 pm
    I was napping all day. Mommy-person decided to trim my nails. She's never done that before.

    She did OK. I'm happily resting again.
    Wednesday, November 5th, 2003
    11:31 am
    I'm a brat. I cut into Daddy-person's toe this morning with my claws. I need to get fixed and have my claws taken away.
    Saturday, October 4th, 2003
    6:50 pm
    I met so many new people last night. I love them all. They gave me lots of petting. I ate a lady's hair. I was the only kitty allowed out of my mommy and daddy persons's bedroom, because I am so cute.

    I love E. And Justin and Licky is my friend, too. I guess my biggest brother Owen was fun to watch. But I was too busy making my rounds in the happy room. And now I know why they call it the "happy room".
    Saturday, September 20th, 2003
    10:24 am
    I sure missed my Mommy-person while she was away at classes. Me and my brothers are so happy that she is home.

    But me..not enough to stop being the bratty little kitten that I am.

    I heard Mommy and Daddy-persons talking about having some people come over. I can't wait to bite and scratch all of them!
    Wednesday, August 13th, 2003
    5:47 pm
    Cuddle Time
     Every night before my Mommy and Daddy-people go to bed, I like to cuddle with them for a good solid hour. It feels good to be cuddled up with them in their bed, and I like to stay there for as long as they let me.

    Last night, Mommy-person wasn't feeling so good, so I thought I would try and cheer her up by playing with her toes. Except I still scratch and bite too hard. I don't know how to control that yet, and my claws and my teeth are very sharp.

    So, Daddy-person put me outside their bedroom. I didn't get my cuddle time last night, and I am sad. I've been ignoring my Mommy-person all day, except for right now, she is helping me to write this.

    I hope I can have my cuddle time tonight.

    Current Mood: hopeful
    Wednesday, July 30th, 2003
    12:55 pm
    I am being a cuddly boy today. Lots of napping on mommy-person and on her desk. I just like to be close to her. And the whipped cream she puts in her coffee. I am so sneaky.

    Hi, daddy-person! I love you!!

    Current Mood: mellow
    Wednesday, July 23rd, 2003
    3:21 pm
    Today, my mommy-person played catnip bubbles with me and my big brother, Gandalf. I liked the bubbles a lot. I jumped and caught them between my paws.

    I slept with mommy-person while she watched TV. Right now, my biggest brother, Owen, is asleep on mommy's desk.

    I think Mommy-person needs a hug, so I am going to take care of her.
    Tuesday, July 22nd, 2003
    11:07 am
    I spent a lot of cuddling time with my Daddy-person this weekend. I love him.

    I really like ripping up brand new rolls of paper towels. It makes a fun mess.

    I found some really fun toys in the bedroom I share with my kitty brothers. Besides chewing through plastic, I have also had a lot of fun playing with a stuffed dolphin that is about half my size. I toss it up and down the stairs, chase it everywhere. It is fun.

    I am going ot go cuddle with my Mommy-person now. I am sleepy. I have been exercising a lot this morning.
    Monday, July 14th, 2003
    10:21 am
    I am being a pain in the ass today. I woke my Mommy-person up by scratching and biting the bottom of her feet, and when she told me to stop, I started tearing up Kleenex.

    Then I went back to scratching and biting, I scratched her nose. I bit her fingers. I just knocked a bunch of stuff off her desk. I am eating paper.

    Since she put me on the floor, I will go beat up Max.

    Current Mood: predatory
    Saturday, July 12th, 2003
    11:08 am
    I am sleeping on my Mommy-person's desk.

    I have been farting. It stinks.

    I sleep a lot lately. My Mommy-person has not been feeling well, so I have been keeping her company in bed, or wherever she is.

    I love her.

    Current Mood: tired
    Tuesday, July 1st, 2003
    7:33 pm
    I took a nap with my Mommy-person, and my biggest brother, Owen.

    Then I went poop.

    My Mommy-person needs to feed me and my brothers now.

    I will probably stay up all night and play.
    1:39 pm
    Today, I have been playing a lot.

    I knocked over the trash can in the downstairs bathroom and tore apart a lot of tissue. I tried to beat up on my big brothers. Right now, I am tracking a fly in the window.

    I love my Mommy-person and my Daddy-person. I love to cuddle with my Mommy-person. She holds me a lot, sometimes even when I just want to play.

    I like it here, but I miss my Steve-person, he was my first Daddy-person.

    I have to go play. I have a short attention span.
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